Maybe its the onset of warmer weather and that the San Diego sun finally decided to make an appearance after 45 days of "May Gray".. but the people around me have been getting the party started. And I'm the lucky one who gets to drive them all around. Really, I don't mind. It's a bonus of having a pregnant friend/wife that for 40 weeks you get to have 1 or 2 more margaritas than really necessary and not worry about getting home. And I'm happy to do my part in the great circle of the party-life.
But listen up people. You only have 21 weeks (give or take) left of this, then its PAYBACK. You hear me?? My forced 9 months of sobriety will be up, and just like Lindsay when she leaves Promises later this month, I will be ready to party.
But in the meantime, I will drive your drunk asses around and let you tell me over and over what a hottie mom I am and how I'm THE coolest preggo chick you know.