Rock the Vote

Me: "Okay, let's go take a walk down the street. Mommy needs to vote."

Lucas: "What's envoding?"

Me: "Vot-ing. Mommy gets to tell who she thinks should be the next president of the United States of America."

Lucas: "We live there! What is the president?"

Me: "The boss of the United States America. But Mommy still doesn't know who she wants to be boss.. Obama or Clinton.. who do you think? The man or the woman? The mommy or the daddy?"

Lucas: "But I thought that Mommy is always the boss?"

Me: "Good kid, I'm raising you well."