In the car, after dinner the other night. Lucas was holding a little rubber POS thing that he got in one of those plastic containers from a vending machine for .25 cents.
Me: "Lucas don't put that in your mouth."
Lucas: "Why not?"
Me: "Because it's not edible."
Jason: "Lucas do you know what "edible" means?"
Lucas: "Yes, It means you can eat it."
Hot damn, that kid has brains. And yes, I'm totally taking credit for his genius.