LaLaLaLife

The Smarts

You all may remember the conversation I had with Lucas on Super Tuesday about the voting process.. Continuing on that topic, more adorable Lucas conversation..

scene: car, on the way to the park. Lucas observing the box of maternity clothes I'm shipping off to a friend in Ohio. A box of clothes that I packed up and planned to ship 2 months ago. A box of clothes that finally made it from the corner of my room to the car. A box of clothes that is still in my car, 3 days later.

sigh.

Lucas: Mama, what's that box?

Me: A box that I need to send to my friend in Ohio.

Lucas: What is Ohio?

Me: It's a different state. Remember we live in the state of California? She lives in the state of Ohio.

Lucas: Oh, In the United States of America?

Me: Yes! Very good! Do you remember what is special about the United State of America?

Lucas: We get to envode!

Me: Yes! We get to vote.. very good, Lucas!

Lucas: Yea, I'm smart.

 

Guessing the "Tween" demographic is now ages 3-12

While it seems a bit strange to by typing this, my brother and his band are gracing the pages of GQ this month. Yes. My brother. My baby brother is in GQ.

INSANITY if you ask me.

The other day Lucas asked me to look at the pic of uncle Lew in the magazine. Upon inspecting the picture, he looks up at me and asks, in a seriousness "Is Uncle Lew in the Jonas Brothers?"

It's amazing the reach that Disney has into the minds of our youth..

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Would Batman chose paper or plastic?

All the information out there about "going green" and ways to reduce your carbon footprint on the world can be overwhelming. Which, if you were me and residing in my head as of late, would mean that it was just too much to think about and lets just go back to bed. But I do want to help and do something, so I have tried to make small, tiny adjustments like making an effort to turn off lights, using cloth napkins at dinner a few times a week, and buying reusable grocery store bags. I mean, if you shop at Trader Joe's its almost embarrassing now walking out with their paper bags in your cart. But notice I said that they were bought, not used..That's because I keep forgetting them at home or in the trunk of my car. Brilliant, I know.

So today I knew that I needed to make a pitt-stop at TJ's. I made sure the bags were in my trunk and even better, remembered to pull them out and put them in the basket. All while wearing the little on in the Baby Bjorn and making sure the older one doesn't run out into the massive traffic nightmare that is ALL TRADER JOE'S PARKING LOTS. (wth is that? I have NEVER been in a TJ's parking lot that wasn't pure insanity at all times. For those of you full time worker bees who think that it's just because you are forced to go on Saturdays or at 6:00 on Thursday night take heart. 12:00 on Wednesdays is just as bad. A gold mine that place is, a gold mine with massive parking dysfunctions). So no one was run over by the entitled Encinitas hippy folk, and I appeared to have my shit together and organized, so it was a good day.

We head through the store no problem. I remember to buy vanilla extract because we've been out of it for the past 4 months or so and they have my new favorite $3.99 wine and neither Lucas or Zoe have cried once since entering the store. Once again, good day.

We get to the check out and I decide to splurge (they are .99 cents) and buy 2 more of the reusable bags. The 20 something year old behind the counter, rings them up and puts them aside - distracted by Lucas' batman shirt, which I think he secretly wishes came in adult sizes. He started talking Batman to Lucas, then turned to me and asked me if I was going to take him to see the new Batman movie coming out this summer. I politely responded that I think it may be a little to scary for a 4 year old, and made the mistake of commenting on how scary Heath Ledger looks as the Joker. MISTAKE because the guy launches into a 5 minute dork-fest conversation with me, with topics ranging from the history of the Batman comic books and the animated series to an excited explanation about the monsters in the new Cloverfield movie. Thankfully, I listen to Jason go on and on about this stuff just enough that I could add something here and there and feign some interest.

The ironic part of this whole story is that during this diatribe, he starts packing up my groceries..in paper bags.