If you were told you were going to be on national TV...

What would your first thought be?

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I'll have more details later, but it looks like our little family will be telling our health care horror story to the CBS National News tomorrow. I've always said we have a great story and that we are a perfect "poster child" for health care reform, and I'm proud to be able to share what we deal with daily with a country so divided on what to do.

But I will admit.. my first thought was totally "What am I going to wear?!" followed very shortly by the thoughts of toys and crap all over the living room, how I really wish I had lost that 10 lbs by now and I hope my roots aren't too bad. 

Vanity, you will be the death of me.

Let Them Eat BRAINS...

For Lucas' 6th birthday he was given a choice between a weekend at Disneyland, go-kart racing with 5 friends, lazer tag for 10 friends, or a mad scientist party where he could invite everyone. Guess which one he chose?

This may be one of the last years we do this. I rely on my yard to host 30 sugar crazed 6 year olds, and with the threat of rain, it was pretty stressful. In the end the rain held off until after the party ended and the kids had a wonderful time. But there for awhile I was really nervous.

Lucas declared about 2 weeks before that he wanted a brain cake. {Yes, he IS my child} So I set forth to figure this one out. My sister-in-law Heather, who is queen of the cute cakes turned me onto Coolest Birthday Cakes.com for inspiration. And low and behold, there was a brain cake. I pretty much copied it exactly - thrilled that someone else had gone through the trouble of figuring out how to make Jell-O opaque and gray. 

In addition to the brain cake, I decided this year to make the favors and other decorations by using chocolate molds. I was surprised at how easy they were to make and the kids loved the chocolate brains. 

 

Feeling a bit cocky after making brain chocolate candies, I moved on to another idea I saw on Hostess with the Mostess - chocolate dipped marshmallow pops. These were super simple to make (marshmallows, lollipop sticks, melted chocolate and sprinkles) and were a huge WOW with the kids as their eyes lit up like a christmas tress when I passed them out. 

 

The periodic table signs and banners were an extremely creative package I got off Etsy and while I had to replace my printer ink 2x in one week, I was really happy with how they turned out. 

 

 

I also found  Steve Spanger's Science Website and ordered some fun table decor such as beakers, test tubes, polymar water cubes and atomic glow goo. I ended up using the black light and the glow goo by the "adult drink" section.. and yes, we offer beer and wine at kids parties. How else do you expect a parent to get through 30+ hyper kids yelling for 2 hours? 

 

Upon arrival, all of the kids got a "lab coat" (L men's white under-shirt cut up the front) and scientist glasses (from Oriental Trading Company), which while adorable on little Austin, was probably something I wouldn't recommend doing. The kids liked it for about 5 minutes, and it was a cute quick "thing" to do when they first got here. But the moment the science show was over all the white t-shirts were thrown in a pile and left in the (eventual) rain. I felt horribly wasteful throwing away $50 worth of t-shirts that were worn for an hour at most. 

But hey, it looked cute.

 

 

 

And last but not least, we brought in "Radical Rob" the Science Guy from Mad Scientists San Diego who was AMAZING. The kids were all riveted by his face-melting, smoke making, rocket launching science show and are apparently all still talking about it. 

 

 

 

 

Pucker Up, Buttercup

Did you know that lipstick is actually a pretty accurate economic indicator? I find this tid-bit fascinating, but so true. In times or war, depression or uncertainty, when budgets are low and women need to lift their spirits, they turn to lipstick. An indulgence that gives you a new look, makes you feel good about yourself, but that you can justify a helluva' lot easier than a $700 pair of Christian Louboutin platforms. Which, if you have discovered a justification for a work at home mom who's main activities include Target and shuttling to karate classes to purchase Louboutin's, please please let me know. I beg you. 

So while I've been obsessing casually thinking about the Chanel clogs and flipping through magazines to help me find a decent alternate, another Chanel product has been enticing my must-have-now senses, The new Channel Coco Rouge lipstick collection.

 

These ads, featuring the stunning Vanessa Paradis, have been in every magazine this month promoting these HOT new lipsticks. Originally scheduled for a March release, Chanel actually upped the release date to just last week and, at least according to the sales lady at my Ghetto Mall Macy's, they have been flying off the shelves. (*please note, the Macy's and the Gap at the Ghetto Mall are 2 of the best of those chains in the county, the mall itself and the stores surrounding the Gap and Macy's are what is quite, well, ghetto. But I say that in the most loving way possible).

Walking into Macy's and being the super informed shopper I am, I told the lady "I want the color in the ad" - and she whipped out one of the last of her two in-stock Mademoiselle colored tubes.

Here is the thing.. when was the last time you bought a LIPSTICK? We are of the "lipgloss generation" starting in our teens with our tubes of sticky, sparkly vials of Wet 'n Wild we would smother our lips in, to the popular "Juicy Tubes", lipglosses have been a staple in make-ups bags of women around the country for years and years.. lipsticks, well.. there was the year in the '90's that everyone I knew wore MAC's Twig with the Spice liner.. (now actually being displayed in a show about the "VINTAGE 1990's." Sigh. DEPRESSING.) but for the most part it's been all gloss all the time. *Scary side note, I still have the Stella Jane color lipstick I wore (under gloss, lol) on my WEDDING DAY 10 almost years ago in my bathroom drawer. I can't bring myself to toss it.. may have to put it in a shadow box or something.

Chanel is trying to change that. They are looking to "reinvent" the lipstick with this new formula. 

This lipstick is expected to attract young ladies as well as women, who enjoy using lip-gloss. Chanel Coco Rouge is forecasted to become a real revolutionary lipstick. First of all, this product has a nourishing formula with effective moisturizing components and phyto-ceramides. Second of all, the lipstick has uniquely smooth and volumizing texture, which was previously achievable only with lip-gloss formulas. 

 

Of COURSE, I bought it... tho slightly jealous that I didn't get it gifted in a gorge tote bag - {what Chanel PR peeps? You've never heard of HipMamaB?! ;-) } .. and it is beautiful. It's soft and this color is really a perfect combo of neutral and put together. At $30 it still is a bit of a splurge, but WAY more justifiable than the clogs or platforms... and add in the cost per wear? It's practically free!