So glad I didn't plan on my elaborate "LIVE BLOG" expedition that I normally insist upon for Oscar night. First, we will not mention my hang-over and boob brain getting things messed up in my head and totally MISSING ALL THE RED CARPET ACTION short of the 30 minute crap Regis segment. But pretty much here is the fashionsmashion update:
Strapless. One Shoulder. Black. Red. A few feathers. Mermaid cut. Messy Hair.
And there you have it.
QUEL FLIPPING BORE.
Did all the actresses really think that the party wasn't going to go on and so they rushed out and just grabbed any old thing to wear last minute? The most original thing tonight was Katherine Heigl's cut out on her shoulder and Cameron Diaz and the french chick (who, BTW, is stunning) not wearing black or red.
Blah, blah, blah. We at least had our annual "pizza and champagne" party with the same group of friends who we have had the pleasure of watching 5 out of the last 6 Academy Awards with, and who I once again had the pleasure of taking their money in the Oscar pool.
Even though this year it was by pure luck. I guessed best song correctly to clinch the win. Oh, and in case you were wondering, Princess Z was the finest dressed in her Ralph Lauren original PJ's.