I know the scandal du jour with Sketchers shoes has more to do with them marketing "toned up" rears to the pre-tween scene, but I want to talk about a side-effect of these fug bottomed shoes that is SO obviously being overlooked. Apparently, while toning your rear and tightening your abs, these popular shoes also shoot high doses of Valium/Xanax/Extacy through your heels and directly into your bloodstream.
What? You don't believe me? Then let's just ask Brooke Burke:
I mean why else would you skip and twirl through your house and just giggle as your kids shave the dog?
THIS must be what my issue is.
Damn Nikes.