Conversation with Jason, today, 6:15 PM.
Jason in car, on his way home:
Me: "Hey honey, I need you to stop and get me some Lays or Ruffles plain potato chips."
Jason: "Why? I thought we were having the TJ's garlic fries for dinner?"
Me: "We are. But I want potato chips. Lays or Ruffles."
J: "We have pita chips in the cupboard."
Me: "Here's how its going to work. If you come home without the Lays or Ruffles PLAIN potato chips, I will get in the car and drive to the store and buy myself a bag."
J: "I'm stopping..."
5 Minutes later, Jason is at Cardiff Seaside Market, a little gourmet grocer
J: "Hey, they have those yummy Kettle chips in the salt and black pepper that you like."
Me: "Do they have LAYS OR RUFFLES?!"
J: "Yea, but ohh, they have buffalo and blue cheese flavored also.."
Me: "Okay, get those AND a bag of PLAIN OLD FASHION LAYS OR RUFFLES. I want plain potato chips and I want to dip them in ranch dressing and I want to do this now."
J: "Plain Lays it is.."
Me: "Oh, and don't forget dessert.."
Pregnancy is lovely.