So obvious it almost hurts

Scene: Borders Books, Sunday evening

Jason: I'm thinking Lucas needs a new book that's not about Batman or Spiderman

Beth: Yea, I'm sick of explaining who the hell Alfred is too.

Jason: I'm thinking Dr. Seuss... Hhhmm.. do they have Green Eggs and Ham?

Beth: We don't have Green Eggs and Ham?

wait for it, wait for it..

Jason:  We do not have Green Eggs and Ham, We do not have it Beth-I-Am.



I walked right into that one, huh?