Scene: Borders Books, Sunday evening
Jason: I'm thinking Lucas needs a new book that's not about Batman or Spiderman
Beth: Yea, I'm sick of explaining who the hell Alfred is too.
Jason: I'm thinking Dr. Seuss... Hhhmm.. do they have Green Eggs and Ham?
Beth: We don't have Green Eggs and Ham?
wait for it, wait for it..
Jason: We do not have Green Eggs and Ham, We do not have it Beth-I-Am.
I walked right into that one, huh?