***You know you have an infant around the holidays when...
It's December 19th and its the first time that year that you have heard "Holiday Wrapping" by the Waitresses.
***You know your going to hell when..
You tell your 3 1/2 year old son about a book called "Angela and the baby Jesus" and he says "MOMMY! You said a bad word!" (eeekkk...)
*** You know you're a peanut that only weighs 6lbs 5oz at 7 weeks when..
Your "good things come in small packages" onesie in the newborn size is still WAY too big...
Your newborn size tights are baggy on your chicken legs.