You mean you forgot cranberries too?

***You know you have an infant around the holidays when...

It's December 19th and its the first time that year that you have heard "Holiday Wrapping" by the Waitresses.

***You know your going to hell when..

You tell your 3 1/2 year old son about a book called "Angela and the baby Jesus" and he says "MOMMY! You said a bad word!" (eeekkk...)

*** You know you're a peanut that only weighs 6lbs 5oz at 7 weeks when..


Your "good things come in small packages" onesie in the newborn size is still WAY too big...








Your newborn size tights are baggy on your chicken legs.